She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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