i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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