Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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