she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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