she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
