If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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