i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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