found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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