Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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