Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i believe in u and ur pee
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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