YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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