But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They have beer where we have blood.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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