Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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