we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Terrible idea I love it
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
