Moan for me like Helen Keller
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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