**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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