hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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