Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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