How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
