"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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