garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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