I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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