Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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