I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
