I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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