i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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