i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He has the fingertips of a God
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