I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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