who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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