No awkward lesbian experiences without me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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