It's Friday. Sex?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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