Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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