I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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