Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
zippers are such a cool invention
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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