check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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