id be glad to
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
