I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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