That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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