Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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