So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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