Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
A+ Viking dick
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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