Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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