i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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