I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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