making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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