Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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