...so i touched it.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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