I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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