Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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