do herpes really smell.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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