we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize