you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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