if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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